got zits? pee on yer face.

[veronica]

no shit. im not even kidding.

im a member of a forum, and this old chick said when she was younger, she had horrible skin. her grandma told her to pee on a cotton ball and pat it on her face, WITHOUT wrinsing it off, everytime she want to the bathroom, and her skin was so bad, she started doing it. over her makeup and everything. she says with in a week her skin was totally clear and she never had a zit again.
so NOW all these chicks on this forum are trying it and they SWEAR it works. no more zits and SUPER soft skin. i mean, at first they were like, "bitch, you crazy" but a few people tryed it, and now they all do it. and they LOVE it.

just an FYI.

(i dont have zits, so i am NOT putting piss on my face.)

[lemon dropkick]

I wonder if it's ammonia or something in it that does it.

[JellybeanQueen]

hmm i think i'd prefer a few spots than to smell my own piss on my face..

[tague]

smear honey all over your face, leave it for 10 minutes, rinse it off in a hot shower. put honey and a bandaid over any horrendous looking zits you might have over night. soft clear skin is soon to follow.

[mummifiedlunatic]

If it works as good as they say, I'll give it a shot. Maybe before bed or something so ya don't run around all day smelling like pee.

[Prettygrimm]

geishas put bird shit in their skin cream. who knows, piss might work. doesn't mean i'm gonna try it though.

[Jessucka]

sick, I'll pass

[tague]

god i hope veronica is making this up just to see who is stupid enough to put piss on their face.

[BadBettie462]

My mom was telling me how it was all the rage when I was born to take your babies wet diapers and stick 'em on your face for clear skin....I dont think I could bring myself to do it though...

[KelleyCarnivore]

ive also heard that putting your period blood would clear up your skin too.

i've never been that desperate.

[9876511!]

Ugh, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeww!!!!!!!

[emmalynn]

Yeesh.

[amyisacreep]

I could see it working but I would never get that desperate..ick.

[shotgun_solution]

well..now i know what to do if i'm ever stranded out on a desert island with a hottie and i start to have a breakout.

[LilyBathory]

people also put bull sperm on their faces too

I've tried human sperm. didn't do much for my skin, but the guy sure liked it.

anyway, pee is good for all kinds of things. I'd still rather wash my face.